have a biscuit, potter

kinda short, kinda weird

punklean:

when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says “no”

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barack-obottm:

when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

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date:

Reblog if your legs are crossed and/or your left hand is touching your face… 

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  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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